Julian Assange: Diary of a Hidden Messiah

How Klaus Kinski might look in the role of Julian Assange

To satisfy public curiosity about Julian Assange’s life inside the Ecuador embassy, we are publishing excerpts from his diary. We won’t comment on how we obtained these documents.

Day 27
I woke up with a stiff neck this morning. It comes from my habit of sleeping with my arms stretched perpendicular to me body and my neck head tilted to the side. Like Jesus. In his own way, Jesus was a kind of Julian Assange. He took information that was guarded in secret by the rabbis and opened it up to everyone.

The Interactive Lebanese Flag

The interactive Lebanese flag, it keeps everyone happy and works for special occasions:

The Secular Idiot’s Guide to Syria’s Jihadist Groups

The proliferation of radical Islamist groups fighting in Syria is beginning to resemble the Jihadi Olympics in the words of one observer. (Me). They span the entire political spectrum, from extreme militant Salafist to Nihilist Al-Qaeda franchise. But to the untrained eye it’s difficult to tell them apart or know what each stands for. So we prepared this brief but handy guide to help you differentiate between The Lions of Damascus Brigades and The Damascus Lions Brigade. As a general rule, the more hard consonants there are in a group’s name, the more hardcore they are. Groups with 3 vowels or more are often dismissed as ‘liberals’.

The Guardian's Editorial on Egypt Re-Imagined

This Guardian editorial on the crisis in Egypt was written on 7 December 2012. Below is the same editorial re-imagined as if it were written in January 2011, with minor changes like replacing Morsi with Mubarak. Makes for interesting reading. 

As the crisis in Egypt develops, it is becoming increasingly clear what it is not about. It is not about the elections, or the economic crisis, or Egypt’s relationship with Israel. Nor is it about the arrangements for a successor to the president. Nor even is it about the temporary but absolute powers that the Egyptian president, Hosni Mubarak, assumed for himself – for a mere thirty years, and which will lapse the moment the Egyptian people stop making a fuss.

Morsi's Twelve Days of Christmas

President Morsi of Egypt is having an eventful period recently, which we are commemorating with this adaptation of The Twelve Days of Christmas:

On the first day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

One hell of a decree...

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Twelve Salafists screaming,

Eleven newspapers a-striking,

Ten feloul a-weeping,

Nine protesters a-chanting,

Eight opposition leaders a-spying,

Seven judges a-declining,

Six IMF geese a-loaning,

Five palace-fleeing wings,

Four foolish words, (Planet of the Apes)

Three State Department friends,

Two Israeli doves,

And one hell of a decree! 

Arab Spring Chess

Introducing Arab Spring Chess, a form of three-way chess which captures the essence of the Arab Spring. The game is very simple to play, standard chess rules apply. The board has been slightly modified to reflect reality. Click on the image to enlarge.

Lebanese Politics: The Board Game

Click to Zoom. Or print and enjoy playing with the family.

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