Three dictators walk into a bar

So Gaddafi, Mubarak and Ben-Ali walk into a bar. After they left, the Muslim Brotherhood won the elections, banned alcohol & closed the bar.
— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) February 15, 2012

So three Arab commentators walk into a bar. They get funding from the EU and call it 'A Panel Discussion on the Arab Spring.'
— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) May 8, 2012

So three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. Do you think it's a coincidence?
— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) May 21, 2012

Three Arab post-colonialists walk into a bar. But then they refuse to continue the joke because it's based on White Man stereotypes.
— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) April 8, 2012

So Mubarak, Gaddafi & BenAli walk into a bar. The TV is showing the Queen's diamond jubilee celebrations. They look at each other in silence
— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) June 1, 2012

So three members of the #Egypt electoral commission walk into a bar. Sorry you have to wait a few hours for the punchline.
— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) June 24, 2012

So 3 Spanish players walk into a bar. Alonso passes a beer to Iniesta, who passes it to Silva. Silva passes it back. This may take a while.
— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) June 28, 2012

So three moon-landing deniers walk into a bar. But it could have been a secret studio in Texas fitted out to look like it's a bar.
— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) August 26, 2012

So a Muslim, a Christian & a Jew walk into a bar. According to new guidelines on religious tolerance, they enjoy a mutually respectful time.
— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) September 20, 2012

So three men of indeterminate faith & wearing no visible religious symbols walk into a French bar. This joke will not undermine laïcité.
— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) September 22, 2012

And the barman says 'why are you all dressed this way?' So, three time travellers walk into a bar.
— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) September 25, 2012

So three post-structuralists walk into a bar. It's impossible to articulate what happened to them individually in one coherent punchline.
— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) October 3, 2012

So three Jordanians walk into a bar. The king removes the Prime Minister & dissolves the parliament. That's how all stories finish in Jordan
— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) October 5, 2012

The Mediterranean Sea, Red Sea and Black Seas walk into a bar looking very sad. The barman looks at them and says: "who died?"
— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) November 1, 2012

So three Malthusians walk into a bar. But it looks like we ran out of punch lines.
— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) November 2, 2012

So three post-modernists walk into a bar. There are several competing punchlines that problematize a neat resolution.
— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) November 7, 2012

So three members of the Syrian opposition walk into a bar. But the punch line has been delayed due to internal wrangling. #Syria #SNC
— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) November 8, 2012

So a minimalist walks into a bar.
— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) November 24, 2012

So the Dalai Lama, Paulo Coelho and Deepak Chopra walk into a bar. The barman says 'help yourselves'.
— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) November 26, 2012

So three poets walked into a bar. But they drove away in an automobile. Because modern poetry doesn't have to rhyme.
— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) November 26, 2012

So three suicide bombers walk into a bar. Relax, it's their day off.
— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) December 18, 2012

So three Mayans walk into a bar. Nothing happened.
— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) December 21, 2012

So Alex Ferguson, Mancini and Benitez walk into a bar. Guess which one of them was given 5 extra minutes to order after last call.
— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) January 19, 2013

SO THREE LIBRARIANS WALK INTO A BAR. ah, sorry, so three librarians walk into a bar.
— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) April 15, 2013

@karlremarks The Pope, the Ayatollah and the Grand Sheikh walk into a bar, but they can't agree on how best to oppress the lady bartender.
— Laila Lalami (@LailaLalami) December 3, 2012

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