22 Nov 2013

Dear Britain: A Reply from Lebanon

That looks complicated. We're so impressed

Dear Britain,

We recently received a spam letter from one of your representatives and while we appreciate the effort that went into writing it, you must understand that we are busy and we don’t have time to read advice from former global powers. We have tried to unsubscribe from your spam by replying to the email with ‘unsubscribe’ in the subject line but invariably we keep getting unsolicited advice from your politicians, ambassadors, journalists and Robert Fisk. So we had no other option but to write this letter.

Firstly, let’s address the matter of age. We get the impression that you were talking down to us as a young 70-year-old republic. The key word here is republic, something that still eludes you as you cling to an archaic monarchy and try to pass it off as a national quirk rather than the medieval anachronism that it is.

 

And while we congratulate you on your efforts for abolishing hereditary peerage, which must have taken a lot of effort for a tired and aging monarchy, we take the opportunity to remind you that we do not have an unelected house of representatives despite being novices at this democracy gig. So in the words of a guy from our neighbourhood, who incidentally gave you your official religion, “why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?”

Now, back to this question of age. You are very proud of your naval tradition which your national identity is constructed upon in no small measure. Let us take this opportunity to remind you that while our ancestors were roaming the entire world in their magnificent ships, yours couldn’t string two pieces of wood together to make a rudimentary raft.

We also find it hilarious that you are proud of your Houses of Parliament which are not even two hundred years old. We would be ashamed to show tourists anything that is two hundred years old. We have socks that are more than two hundred years old. And while your ancestors were struggling to build a stone circle that you still regard in awe, we had built entire cities with elaborate stone buildings that were the wonder of the old world. And by old we mean old, not some knock-off from the 19th century.

We did appreciate your advice to us to renew our marriage vows, as you put it, and “to spend a moment reflecting on what you admire rather than what infuriates you about each other”. Two words come to mind: Scottish independence. The mere mention of which has thrown your entire political class into turmoil as they struggle to find a reason for ‘what Britain means today’. Again, sawdust, plank, eye. That Jesus was a wise man.

Incidentally, we both know that he wasn’t the only man from our neighbourhood that you appropriated as your own, a certain St George comes to mind. You made him your patron saint and a national symbol, despite the fact that if he were to show at one of your embassies today he wouldn’t get a visa to visit Britain. Now that’s irony for you.

You say: “your politics are dynamic on the surface. Yet broken and paralysed beneath it.” Now we both know that your politics are equally dysfunctional but you can’t even produce the surface appearance of dynamism as your political class now consists entirely of identical plastic clones that are lacking in both substance and principles. Now to be fair all white guys look the same to us, but seriously look at Cameron, Miliband and that other one. May we suggest dressing them in football shirts with the names on the back?

Speaking of football, we want to take the opportunity to congratulate you on your fighting spirit on the football pitch despite the fact that you haven’t come anywhere near a trophy for decades. And in a game that you invented, no less. To be beaten by the German B-team and right in Wembley! It takes courage to face the world again the next day. And it takes even more courage not to view this as a symbol of your national decline and general slide into irrelevance. Did we get the patronising tone right? We were trying to copy your letter, you see English isn’t our first language. (Around here people speak more than one language.)

You closed your letter to us by suggesting that 70 is too young to retire. We’re not quite sure what your age is but you’re certainly past the retirement age. Stop pretending to be a world power, nobody buys it anymore. It’s time that you downsized, bought a cottage in the countryside and spent your time looking at old photo albums. A sure sign is when old folks start giving unsolicited advice to strangers.

Yours affectionately,

Lebanon

Ps. We didn’t mention dentistry out of tact, but seriously what’s with English teeth? Here’s our unsolicited advice to you: brush and floss daily. (That's for the botox remark.)

95 comments:

  1. Your comments are immature, poorly constructed, full of logical fallacies, and don't serve a true purpose. Sorry. You don't represent Lebanon (neither do I). But the least thing you can do is not claim you speak on behalf of Lebanon !

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    1. You are a sophomoric imbecile and are the reason I left Lebanon. Don't you dare be proud of this racist, ignorant, arrogant, dribble you've published. If Lebanon had a legal system, you'd be sued and torn apart. When a man politely calls you out on your bullshit, you don't have to go racist. Fletcher was not saying the British are the greatest nation. He was making a personal declaration of love and respect with some personal advice. Yet, you, as many more of my country mates, are an idiot.

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    2. For the record, my comment was for Karl.

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    3. U're calling Karl a sophomoric imbecile?!?! It's a fucking satirical article, it's meant to be a joke, u know, like something to laugh about?! God knows how much we need a good laugh these days to ease the pain and the suffering from everything happening around us, but u know who's really a sophomoric imbecile?! U and Abed and anyone else who doesn't realise the value and the benefit of comedy and satire!!!!!! I think u should look up those words cuz obviously u don't know what they mean. Check the Ambassador's response, maybe that'll teach u a thing or two about lightening up and appreciating a joke! -_-
      https://www.youtube.com/embed/wKvslV9SFn4

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    4. I am not sophomoric !!! I have an M.D. The content of Karl's work was not really funny per se, it sounded serious to me. The response by the ambassador was an attempt-at-funny though. I never get British humor but at least he tries :) Anyways, seriously guys, all countries have issues to deal with, but I think that I would like dealing with British problems over Lebanese problems. I have already traveled to the states and I prefer life here compared to Lebanon. I hope all of you can join me here bettering this place because that is what we usually do as Lebanese! I have lost hope back in Lebanon.

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    6. Hahaha I was just using Sami's comment against him :P but Abed I applaud u for not taking my response personally, god knows how ppl get when they're commenting online! :) though I must say I find it odd for an MD to not get this article is satire and feel the need to comment saying "Your comments are immature, poorly constructed, full of logical fallacies"?! o.O anyway, I understand what u mean, I would rather deal with British problems over Lebanese any time!! I live in Lebanon but I visit extended family in England every year and I always dread the feeling of having to come back!! I have lost all hope I had in this country, sooner or later I'm packing out ... until then, I hope everyone stays safe :)

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    7. Karl I thought your comments were funny. I often posts things like this myself about my own government the USA. In fact, it surprises me that the secret service has not come knocking on my door. It's difficult to do sarcasm and humor in a written medium. I don't think Fletcher was being intentionally mean. But Abed I cannot fault Karl entirely. Someone posted an article in the NY Times and the way it was done suggested the president of the USA wrote it. Alot of people including alot of foreign diplomats including the person being lampooned took umbrage because they thought Obama had wrote it. It might have started something. Fortunately cooler heads prevailed. As for the comment about the British Parliament. It started in the 14th century I believe with the Magna Carta. The nobility made the King sign it. The first step. Everything begins with a first step. Now while Lebanon as a country may have only existed for 70 years like alot of other countries in the Middle East, Africa and Asia, their people date back thousands of years. These countries are rich in history, culture and tradition. But so is the west. In many ways we are different but we are also very much the same. All you have to do is read some of the posts on facebook. Many of the comments there are what many of you are commenting here almost verbatim Because of the silk road and trade people needed to learn other languages. I am too inept. I travel alone most of the time. Fortunately no matter where I have been I have lucky enough to be able to ask for help or directions. I have been to Egypt. It was amazing and so were the people. Your countries might have more tourism if it were not for the violence, restrictions and the potential to go to prison. Do not think I am justifying the incarceration of detainees either. Either prosecute them or let them go. Tourism by the way is one of the best ways to bring peace, understanding and economic growth. I would say this about anyone traveling to the US. Get to know us as a people not just what you might have been told or read.

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  2. Avouez Mr. Ghandour qu'ils l'ont bien meriter.

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  3. Dear Karl,

    Well said, Impressive and smart.

    way to go, and yes you represent Lebanon.

    haters gonna hate @Mr. Abed Ghandour

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  4. sorry but this letter is the typical reaction of "don't criticize me, I'm lebanese and proud and I will not look at my faults as long as you have yours".
    While I'm aware of neo-colonialism, the guy was asked to write a simple letter, and he didn't bullshit. he didn't speak anything untrue and did, in his defense, advise u not to take his advice.
    While we may interpret it as somewhat patronizing (but come on are you doing to dispute that this country is 70 years old) it really does not deserve the lash out reply from you, which certainly doesn't represent me either.

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  5. article full of shit. you do not represent all lebanese.

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  6. Well said... only law ken bma7allo... i wonder why LBC bothered to discuss this blog in the news while the above reply s completely childish and "hors-sujet". i read the original letter (http://blogs.fco.gov.uk/tomfletcher/2013/11/21/dear-lebanon-an-open-letter/) and found it very respectful and to the point. i don't know if you live in a different lebanon, but my lebanon has become rotten and filthy, we are no longer "ot3it sama", and we surely do not stand above criticism.

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  7. I really tried to see the humor and sarcasm in this, as this post was referred to me by many friends with a great sense of humor... but failed to do so.

    Again, Lebanon, I understand what you're trying to do with this article, but unfortunately, you only show how primitive your defense mechanism is. You just love attacking everything around you, boasting your own qualities you had 5,000 years ago. Yes, my dear Lebanon, you were great back in the days, but now .... let's face it, if your politics were nearly close to a healthy democracy, you would be such a better person.

    I see what kind of sarcasm you're going for, but it is really focused on the wrong person; it is actually directed to the one and only person who might indeed love Lebanon more than its rulers do. As innocent and naive as his article might be, it allowed me to dream, at least for a moment, of a Lebanon I would love to have. Unlike all the rulers of this country, who prove the opposite, on a daily basis, with an immature behavior like the one you display here. Point is: if you are Lebanon, then your rulers represent you very well!

    They just don't represent me. And you don't.

    I would've never taken the time to criticize your article if it hadn't been signed "Lebanon". You are definitely entitled to your opinion, and I may disagree with it, but that's freedom of speech, and the basis for healthy and constructive arguments (Even though, Lebanon, you might not understand what "constructive arguments" mean, but I lost hope in you trying to get a sense of reason in humanity in the shithole you put yourself into - so let's just skip that part); I am not part of your thinking, Lebanon, so let's say you're ONE Lebanese, with one opinion, and I am one, with another. So please, don't include me in your signature, you DO NOT represent me (neither does your government, your parliament and whatever donkey gets elected to represent me); the day you will represent me is the day I will have a politician that has the mind of Riad Salameh, or someone with an education that doesn't stem from the medieval period, and who cares about the country and its interests, regardless of the name of the God he prays to (or may not!) at night (I am a religious person and a believer in God, but have no interest in sharing any of this with you, or knowing what your beliefs in God are. That would go against the very definition and teachings that God wanted us to have).

    So, please, Lebanon, get out of your nostalgia, lose the pedantic attitude and the condescending tone. It really doesn't suit you, and make you look a complete fool. You have very little to be proud of, except for your history - and that is something you were just born with, but what you are currently doing is destroying all the beauty and prominence your ancestors try to build. You're like a spoiled kid that just happened to be born to the right parents, but go on and on staining your family name.



    Sincerely,
    A Lebanese that wishes you were a bit more modest and self-reflective...

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    1. You really don't get sarcasm, don't you Sheldon?

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  8. It's really scary the number of people who are completely devoid of any sense of humor and take everything literally..wonder if it has something to do with intelligence? Good job Lebanon on this beautiful reply on the audacity of such condescending advice from the party that gave us the Sykes in Sykes-Picot :)

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  9. precisely, most of the comments above don't understand sarcasm. This letter is not responding to Tom Fletcher. It is swapping roles between writer and audience. Tom's letter to Lebanon is the equivalent of this letter, if the Lebanese ambassador wrote it for Britain on Independence day, and this is how most British would perceive it: patronising, childish, cliché. So the message hits home. This is how sarcasm works. Now go back up and read it as if you're someone from Britain, not Lebanon.

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  11. With all due respect to Tom, but really to those who went on into this romantic poetic he is more Lebanese than the Lebanese bla bla, I say snap out of it, he is not.
    Karl's response in a typical British dry sense of humour will be appreciated even by the ambassador if not by you who fail to understand humour. Bottom line is that the letter, albeit beautifully written, was a tee bit patronising if not outright condescending. -

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  12. I get sarcasm when sarcasm hits the spot. This letter is, in my humble opinion, somewhat undefined in its genre. It's like a non-funny comedy. So it ends up looking devoid of any message, and very misleading.

    That's why I said "I understand what you're trying to do", I just don't agree with the way you're going with it. Anyway, bottom line, let's just agree on disagreeing. Let's agree that we have different kinds of humor. And let's agree that if you want to orient our lecturing skills and energy towards anyone, let's start with the geniuses that are bringing war to the country, only to keep their parties' interests.

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  13. Whether your comments are righteous or not, I think you need to find another way to get some. Maybe brush and floss daily so you may deliver less ill-pronounced statements.

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  14. So you are comparing and Criticizing UK's Monarchy... Such Arrogance you have... lower the tone down and look at lebanon LOOOOL ..

    wake up brother... lebanon is not a heaven... and it is sure can not be ranked among the greatest nations ... I believe that is you and your arrogance that should be downsized... hey they have 24/7 electricity ... water... security... what do you have LOOL...

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    1. oh wait you have THE BIGGEST HUMMUS PLATE IN THE WORLD ... OR OR.. THE BIGGEST TABOULEH PLATE...

      hmmm UK's Passport is ranked 1 in the world... oh wait.. here you are... 217 ... open your eye man and see before you speak out garbage ... have some self respect and humbleness

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    2. yes we have the biggest hummus and tabbouleh plate but most importantly we are most known for our HUMBLENESS yes plz appeal to that and guess who will be more equipped for the post apocalyptic world(and we all know we are getting colse) with no electricity no running water and NO SECURITY than the Lebanese people.... let your passport help you then

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  15. what do you mean Lebanon is no longer "2ot3it sama" when did this shit happen.... god damn it i need to read the newspaper more..... and hummestly i'd take the biggest hummus plate (maybe add some pine nuts and meat to it) and tabbouleh plate over a british passport i love waiting for hours, weeks and months sometimes for visas

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  17. BAMM! This is hilarious!!! but really, I think that you were a bit harsh with the British ambassador, his intention were good and I don't think he meant to condescend with his letter.

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  18. The original letter was nowhere as condescending as you make it sound. At least he took the time to write a letter that contained a lot of truth in it.
    You criticize his use of the word retired? Damn right we are retired citizens. The majority of us Lebanese re-elect the same cronies. And while a minority of us resorts to sarcasm and witty criticism, it's not enough. The same warlords from the 70's, 80's, 90's are still around. Maybe retired is the wrong word. How about retarded instead?
    Your comments and blogs are usually better thought out. This one was disappointing.

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  19. I don't know you Karl,
    But it looks like you're SEARCHING for anything to criticize a civilization that made its proof...
    They may have a queen, but she's much more educated and civilized then our own politicians.
    They may suck at football... but at least they have a real football team and spirit.
    Their house of parliament is only two hundred years old ? The origin of the house of lords can be traced backed to the magna carta.

    Let's face it... We never conquered anything, what we created we're destroying slowly ...
    You post a picture of the Stonehenge, but let me ask you a simple question : DO YOU REALLY THINK THE STONEHENGE WOULD STILL BE IN GOOD SHAPE WERE IT FOUND IN OUR COUNTRY ?

    So really, stop unleashing an undeserved hatred, and accepted that we fucked up big time as a civilization, and we're far from what our proud ancestors might have wanted us to be.
    Only then can we evolve. We cannot hope to get better by retaining this undeserved pride you all seem to want to hang to...

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  20. Lebanese arrogance in a letter!! Why don't you accept your weekness, we were never united, we tried to be, but we're week more than ever!!
    what can be more harmfull than two nuclear bombs thrown on a country and yet Japan accepted it faith, moved on and led the world largest economy.
    Shame on arrogance.

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  21. A mediocre attempt at delivering the sarcasm. Get some writing lessons.

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  22. interesting reactions...
    all from lebanese, while the letter is adressed to britain.
    for me this is the only problem of this letter,
    wasn, t sent to the write adress

    salamat

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  23. This country and its people, have grown so comfortable hearing the world compliment its history, its resources and highlight its potential. We've grown so accustomed to the idea of what we could become that it is all we have now: “potential”. The news flash is the following however, “potential” has a shelf life, and when we start entertaining advice from strangers (better or worse than us) in a condescending form or any another, we are slowly moving towards a loss of identity which is why the French got so comfortable here in the first place until we finally thought it was time to gain independence, 70 years ago. Lebanon will never go back to what it used to be so stop it with the nostalgia, we can’t but move forward, and we will not until we learn from our past and decide to stand up for ourselves and look for the antifragility that remained. For what it's worth, we resemble the UK in one thing: we are stuck in our equally impressive history and think the world owes us something for it, when it really doesn’t.
    This letter contains as much intelligent satire and patriotism as his excellency’s letter contained love, encouragement, pity and admiration. Both contain some serious sugar coating, which should not be allowed in an “open letter” though deemed appropriate in a satire, but the messages are not that different, really. Our independence is real, our understanding of it, isn’t. Independence is not freedom, is not peace, is not stability. Independence is: we can no longer blame anyone but ourselves. All the good/bad we do, or don't do, we are to be held accountable for. Not our neighbors, not powerful nations around us, and most definitely not anyone who tries to make a difference using words, humour, and a history lesson.

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  24. ouff.. sakhiif, retarded, and so far away from the content and the message behind Mr. Tom's letter.. grow up

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  25. :) It is time you write another "Letter" as a reply to the post comments. That'll be priceless. I can see an entertaining cycle gaining momentum...

    Though, the ambassador spoiled it by that youtube!

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  26. you're gonna burn alright!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKvslV9SFn4

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  27. Dear Karl
    While I understand that you are merely writing a satire I feel what you wrote was inappropriate and extremely insulting. It was refreshing to read Toms letter to Lebanon and it instilled hope in me. Its refreshing to know that there are people out there that still believe in us as most Lebanese people have lost hope. Although you were being sarcastic, why would anyone want to support us when we respond in such a manner? I hope ive given you something to think about. ,

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  28. Karl, seriously get a life and look around you! do you still celebrate the Mijana shit? Are you really trying to compare our sh***y country to GB? I mean, have you even been outside the 10452 crap? Man, look at their social security system, education system, security system. Look at their economy, standard of living, talents... My friend, we suck, we are nothing, we are liars, we lie to ourselves, we convince ourselves that we are great, WE ARE NOTHING

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  29. dear Karl ,
    i hope u reconsider naming youre article ' A reply from an ignorant random person ' and Not a REPLY FROM LEBANON !!!

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  30. Karl
    this is a great piece as a stand-alone. I was laughing my teeth off. As a reply to the letter, it is a bit overboard.
    Kudos to Mr. Fletcher for his classy & funny youtube reply

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  31. Dear Karl. thank you for this letter. Very few are the persons who are proud of their origins and their ancestors. Patriotism !!! it is most of all, to be proud of your country and your people. How many are the persons who are really aware and proud of their origins and their ancestors !!! nothing, nothing may blur our belief in this. It is time for us to stop any kind of sarcasm and advices. Every country in this world has its beautiful and ugly faces. Do not underestimate our capabilities, competencies as people. Let's support each other in a positive way trying not to step next to the opposite side. Let's try not to criticize each other but reply to the insider. No one can love you more then yourself and yourself is this country and this people as ALL.

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  32. Dear All,
    It seems that Karl is not replying, but just thought i would like to mention that he actually lives in London for more than 10 years now (As Mr Fletcher mentioned in his reply). His sense of humour is as close to British sense of humour as a Lebanese can get.
    In addition, regards to Mr Fletcher for showcasing the British humour in return.

    C

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  33. Many of the comments above prove how romantic the Lebanese could be and how shrewd the British are. Buttered up by the ambassador, he got them to swallow his condescending advice. If anything, the some of the comments above show how desperate we are for a few kind words and some attention from those British souls we so admire. Karl, you spoilt the romantic fantasy between Lebanon and the British ambassador.

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  34. What pissed me off originally is not the content of Fletcher's letter as much as the fact that it got viral only becoz a British person wrote it..it's mostly what an average sane Lebanese would talk abt..ok or ghandi. And what I liked abt Karl's response is that it went viral too..surfing the wave soliciting a response from the man himself..nah who am I kidding I laughed with revenge at every fuck - colonialism- oh - ya idea. Come on its sarcasm.. as a country we're full of it in our self-perception. I don't get all the defensive attitude in this case, even the man himself appreciated it..went off the pedestal and gave a smart human response that is actually inspiring not just romance as one of the replies called it

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    2. If you're going to worry about everything going viral, then it's a real problem. The alleged sarcasm in the above article is terribly poorly written. Regardless of the political position of ambassador Tom and the blogger Karl, if this was a one-on-one debate, I would definitely put my hands down to the British ambassador because his letter, as well as his response is, saying the least, better and better-structured.

      Maybe in two years Karl will look back at his articles and wonder about his stupidity, just as teenagers scrolling through their Facebook timeline, reading their own less-mature comments and posts.

      In short, the article is not a humourous response but rather a childish troll.

      Keep in mind that my comment reflects only my opinion on this article, and while most of it is lame, the caption under the photo is awesome. I hope Karl reads his articles seven times before posting them and keeps in mind that a reader prefers quality over quantity, as in, most of the written paragraphs were really lame.

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  35. "And while your ancestors were struggling to put build a stone circle that you still regard in awe, we had built entire cities with elaborate stone buildings that were the wonder of the old world" That has got to be sarcasm at its finest.....well done Karl.....it was sarcasm wasn't it?

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  41. Elizabeth Nicolas

    After being in relationship with emma for seven years,he broke up with me, I did everything possible to bring him back but all was in vain, I wanted him back so much because of the love I have for him, I begged him with everything, I made promises but he refused. I explained my problem to someone online and she suggested that I should rather contact a spell caster that could help me cast a spell to bring him back but I am the type that never believed in spell, I had no choice than to try it, I mailed the spell caster, and he told me there was no problem that everything will be okay before three days, that my ex will return to me before three days, he cast the spell and surprisingly in the second day, it was around 4pm. My ex called me, I was so surprised, I answered the call and all he said was that he was so sorry for everything that happened, that he wanted me to return to him, that he loves me so much. I was so happy and went to him, that was how we started living together happily again. Since then, I have made promise that anybody I know that have a relationship problem, I would be of help to such person by reffering him or her to the only real and powerful spell caster who helped me with my own problem and who is different from all the fake ones out there. Anybody could need the help of the spell caster, his email: drinegbedionspellhome@gmail.con you can email him if you need his assistance in your relationship or anything. CAN NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT YOU SIR HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS:drinegbedionspellhome@gmail.com CONTACT HIM NOW FOR SOLUTION TO ALL YOUR PROBLEM










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  42. My name is Mrs Grace, this is my story, After 9 years in marriage with my hubby with 3 kids, my husband started
    going out with other ladies and showed me cold love, on several occasions
    he threatens to divorce me if I dare question him about his affair with
    other ladies, I was totally devastated and confused until a old friend of
    mine told me about a spell caster on the internet Dr. Trust who help people
    with the relationship and marraige problem by the powers of love spells, at
    first I doubted if such thing ever exists but decided to give it a try,
    when I contact him, Dr.OKAKA, he helped me cast a spell and within 24hours my husband
    came back to me and started apologizing, now he has stopped going out with
    ladies and he his with me for good and for real. Contact Dr OKAKA on his mail,
    oviatample@gmail.com this great spell caster for your relationship or
    marriage problem at: Good luck.

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  43. Who ever is reading this testimony today should please celebrate with me and my family because it all started like a joke to some people and others said it was impossible. my name is Willis Anderson i live in Australia i am happily married with two kids and a lovely wife something terrible happen to my family along the line, i lost my job and my wife packed out of my house because i was unable to take care of her and my kids at that particular time. i manage all through five years, no wife to support me to take care of the children and there come a faithful day that i will never forget in my life i met an old friend who i explain all my difficulties to, and he took me to a spell caster and and the name of the temple is called Odudu Temple, i was assure that everything will be fine and my wife will come back to me after the wonderful work of Dr. Odudu the Spiritualist, my wife came back to me and today i am one of the richest man in my country. i advice you if you have any problem email him with this email: odudutemple.spiritualist@yahoo.com, odudutemple.spiritualist@gmail.com or call +9150553766 and you will have the best result. I wish you all the best..

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  44. I will be selfish and wicked if I don’t share this wonderful life changing testimony to people that I love and to those having similar problem.

    My name is Alice Alfie from London, United Kingdom. 20th of February about 8:10pm after our dinner my husband mistakenly called me another familiar lady’s name which resulted to much arguments and fight, I was so mad and cried like a baby. He then left home immediately to meet with her after telling me the truth and never returned home that night and the next day. I immediately went to my friend when I noticed that it’s a spiritual case, she then introduced me to Dr. Dele Spiritual Temple who got some information from me and told me the reason why he never came back home. He then cast the love spell and told me that my husband will come back home within two days. Surprisingly, my husband came back home and apologized for cheating on me and thanked me for my effort to set him free from bondage.

    We are now happy and thankful to Dr. Dele for how he treated our case, that’s why everybody has to know about him through this email: dr.delespiritualtemple@gmail.com

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  45. My name is Mrs Grace, this is my story, After 9 years in marriage with my hubby with 3 kids, my husband started
    going out with other ladies and showed me cold love, on several occasions
    he threatens to divorce me if I dare question him about his affair with
    other ladies, I was totally devastated and confused until a old friend of
    mine told me about a spell caster on the internet Dr. Trust who help people
    with the relationship and marraige problem by the powers of love spells, at
    first I doubted if such thing ever exists but decided to give it a try,
    when I contact him, Dr.OKAKA, he helped me cast a spell and within 24hours my husband
    came back to me and started apologizing, now he has stopped going out with
    ladies and he his with me for good and for real. Contact Dr OKAKA on his mail,
    oviatample@gmail.com this great spell caster for your relationship or
    marriage problem at: Good luck.

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  46. My name is Stacy Blair i have been in bondage ever since my EX left for another woman, It was really hell for me and everybody told me to forget about him but i could not because i love him so much. Things got worse until my friend introduced me to this great spell caster DOCTOR OTIAGBE SPELL TEMPLE who have saved so many life and relationships and i contacted him through his email ( Otiagbe@yahoo.com ) i explained everything to him and he cast a spell for me immediately after three days, everything turn around and my boyfriend came to me on his knee begging for forgiveness that i have been the only woman he has loved in his life and he is ready to love me forever. I was really surprised because i have never seen such a miracle in my life. I am so thankful to this man and i will forever publish his name Doctor Otiagbe.

    Contact him now for your own miracle via email: Otiagbe@yahoo.com

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  47. I WANT TO GIVE THANKS TO Dr ojorbo THE GREAT SPELL CASTER WHO GOD HAS BLESS WITH HIS SPIRITUAL POWER TO HELP PEOPLE.I NEVER KNOW THAT THERE ARE STILL GREAT MEN LIKE THIS IN THIS WORLD UNTIL I CONFIRM MY SELF,MY HUSBAND LEFT ME WITH 3CHILDREN TO SOUTH AFRICA FOR ANOTHER WOMAN AND SEANCE HI LEFT US HE HAS NEVER CALLED TO KNOW HOW MY CHILDREN AND I IS LIVING UNTIL ONE DAY I CONFIRM THAT MY HUSBAND WHICH I CALL MY LOVER WAS HAVING AN AFIRE WITH ANOTHER WOMAN IN SOUTHAMPTON THAT WAS WHY HE NEVER THINK ABOUT US ANYMORE BUT,UNTIL ONE DAY I WAS ON INTERNET CHECKING OUT SPELL CASTER ONLINE I MET A LOT OF PEOPLE TESTIFYING WHAT Dr ojorbo HAS DONE FOR THEM SO I QUICKLY CONTACT HIM WITH MY PROBLEM AND I WAS ASK TO FORWARD MY DETAILS FOR THE WORK SO I QUICKLY DO THAT AFTER 6DAYS OF THE SPELL MY HUSBAND RETURN BACK TO ME WITH THE POWER OF Dr ojorbo , THAT WAS HOW I GOT MY HUSBAND BACK I MUST CONFIRM THAT Dr aojorbo IS THE BEST SPELL CASTER I HAVE EVER MEET. CONTACT HIM AT: ojorbospiritualtemple@gmail.com THANKS

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  48. Have you heard of Lord Moon, I got a testimony from a website about how this man helped alot of people in winning the lottery, he alone provide a number that can make you win the lottery. I gave him a try to see for myself. My situations will turn around for good cause i have been playing lottery for years and i have never win something big, until the day i found this email address lordoflotterspell@gmail.com on the internet my life turn around i played the lottery and i win 300,000.00usd in the power ball lottery. I have not always want to win millions but this is ok with me. But it is of a great importance to know that people like Lord Moon exist, all thanks to him

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  49. Good spell caster. Thank you Dr edaho you are the
    best spell caster that i have ever seen in my life,
    the spell you casted for me have work very
    perfectly, my ex boyfriend who live me for over
    3week now is back and apologizing for me to
    come back to him that he is very sorry for the
    pain he caused me and i am so
    happy Dr edaho your spell is nice and make me fill
    alive again i will keep sharing you good work all
    over the world about the good spell you cast for
    me to get Fred back and i will also give your
    email address to everybody who is in need of
    help like you told me that you can cast a spell to
    bring my ex back, Money spell, Protection spell,
    lotto spell, Good job spell and many other spell
    you told me you can cast for me if i need them i
    hope you will find a place to help other so they
    can give testimonies like me dr edaho please help
    others, many people have problem like mine but
    there is nobody like you to help them solve their
    problem like you do, if anyone need the help of
    this nice man contact him via this
    email edahospellcaster@yahoo.com

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  50. >Hello my name is frank Marian from USA I never
    >believe in love spells until I experience Dr.
    > DR Ofemo temple, and after he cast a love spell for me
    >my Ex called me to apologize for the pain that she has
    >caused me and till today we are living a happy family,
    >if you need a right place to solve your problems
    >contact DR Ofemospelltemple@gmail.com is the right choice. he is a
    >great man that have been casting spells with years of
    >experience, he cast spells for different purposes like:

    >(1)If you want your ex back.
    >(2) if you always have bad dreams.
    >(3)You want to be promoted in your office.
    >(4)You want women/ men to run after you.
    >(5)If you want a child.
    >(6)[You want to be rich.
    >(7)You want to tie your husband/wife to be yours
    >forever.
    >(8)If you need financial assistance.
    >(9)Herbal care
    >
    >Contact him today on: drofemospelltemple@gmail.com

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  51. POWERFUL MONEY SPELLS, call: +919650553766
    Email:odudutemple.spiritualist@gmail.com
    SPIRITUALLY YOUR PROBLEM HAS BEEN SOLVED,
    This is the season and the hour of your total transformation and perfection.As the resurrection power manifests in your life today,the world shall see and marvel at the awakening in your life. Resurrection is a supernatural and glorious change of position no matter the depressing and nu-dignifying position the enemy has placed in your life you are arising out of that position today you will experience a dramatic change.

    You need money and you need it now. There are bills to pay, things you want in life. This powerful money spell can bring them to you. Tired of having to wait because you have bills to pay and no money to do it? This no debt, more money spell is powerful enough to influence your financial freedom.
    Want to be able to live the life you want? Not be restricted by money? Using powerful money spells has significant increase in the stimulus around you to attract more money. You want this spell so you can stop worrying about having nothing in the bank. Many have used this to gain their financial edge.
    Money Spells: Truth You don’t have to live life this way. There is more to life then stressing out over buying food, paying bills and wishing you had more money for the movies. Use my powerful money spell towards gaining the power to do more in life!
    Facts about the money spell;
    • Powerful Money Spell for getting out of debt
    • Money spells will allow you more freedom to do activities, hobbies and fun
    • Own a car and a house
    • Buy new clothes and accessories
    • Show family and friends you have a successful life
    • Request spell and submit your details for casting at the end.
    • This spell will be completely customized to your situation.
    • My spells are completely safe and will not backfire or cause any harm.
    • This spell is a 100% Guarantee for your situation.
    • I believe in providing a very personalize service and I offer full customer support.
    • All information will remain confidential.
    • Best satisfaction policy and highest success rate.
    • This spell is permanent and will not fade over time
    If you are interested in Money Rituals,You will get a wooden box that can contain $10,000.00 dollars OR $20,000.00 dollars when you receive the MAGNETIC MONEY DRAWING TALISMAN from me then you put it inside the box and place $100.00 on top of it and you now place the box under your bed where you will sleep and you resits the magical word i will give to you.Then the next morning the $100 dollars will be multiply to $10,000,00 dollars
    please note in the morning if you take the multiplied money from the box you must leave the initial placed $100 dollars inside the box for you to know it you will copy the number of the first dollar you placed on the MAGNETIC MONEY DRAWING TALISMAN.The money will multiply only when you place the box under your bed where you will sleep that night and you resits the magical word.if you don't want it to multiply then do not put it under the bed where you will sleep.NOTE if you want the money to multiply to $20,000,00 dollars every morning you let me know the cost price of the talisman is different from multiply of $10,000,00 dollars every morning.or $100,000,00. when we look at a luxury vehicle we see success, you worked hard to get where you are.you will get peace of mind when it comes to your possessions. This talisman is from REPUBLIC OF SOUTH SUDAN.

    Dr. Odudu Spiritualist
    Phone: +919650553766
    Email: odudutemple.spiritualist@yahoo.com or odudutemple.spiritualist@gmail.com

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  52. Here is my testimony i have been palying lottery for three years and i have not winning, The last time i won big was 5000USD and that was a year ago but last week a friend of my introduced me to a spell caster from africa and i was told that he can help me through the use of traditional voodoo i did not believe it and i say let me just give a try to know how real it . My friend the spell caster told me to get the ticket and play the lottery and i won $107million now my name is all over the globe in the virgina lottery win there is nofin i can do much than to thank Dr UKO of ukospelltemple@yahoo.com cause he alone i believe can make you win. I promise that i will make people know about him and that is what i am doing online now contact him today and be happy ukospelltemple@yahoo.com

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  53. Here is my testimony i have been palying lottery for three years and i have not winning, The last time i won big was 5000USD and that was a year ago but last week a friend of my introduced me to a spell caster from africa and i was told that he can help me through the use of traditional voodoo i did not believe it and i say let me just give a try to know how real it . My friend the spell caster told me to get the ticket and play the lottery and i won $107million now my name is all over the globe in the virgina lottery win there is nofin i can do much than to thank Dr UKO of ukospelltemple@yahoo.com cause he alone i believe can make you win. I promise that i will make people know about him and that is what i am doing online now contact him today and be happy ukospelltemple@yahoo.com

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  54. Good spell caster. Thank you Dr edaho you are the
    best spell caster that i have ever seen in my life,
    the spell you casted for me have work very
    perfectly, my ex boyfriend who live me for over
    3week now is back and apologizing for me to
    come back to him that he is very sorry for the
    pain he caused me and i am so
    happy Dr edaho your spell is nice and make me fill
    alive again i will keep sharing you good work all
    over the world about the good spell you cast for
    me to get Fred back and i will also give your
    email address to everybody who is in need of
    help like you told me that you can cast a spell to
    bring my ex back, Money spell, Protection spell,
    lotto spell, Good job spell and many other spell
    you told me you can cast for me if i need them i
    hope you will find a place to help other so they
    can give testimonies like me dr edaho please help
    others, many people have problem like mine but
    there is nobody like you to help them solve their
    problem like you do, if anyone need the help of
    this nice man contact him via this
    email edahospellcaster@yahoo.com

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  55. Here is my testimony i have been palying lottery for three years and i have not winning, The last time i won big was 5000USD and that was a year ago but last week a friend of my introduced me to a spell caster from africa and i was told that he can help me through the use of traditional voodoo i did not believe it and i say let me just give a try to know how real it . My friend the spell caster told me to get the ticket and play the lottery and i won $107million now my name is all over the globe in the virgina lottery win there is nofin i can do much than to thank Dr UKO of ukospelltemple@yahoo.com cause he alone i believe can make you win. I promise that i will make people know about him and that is what i am doing online now contact him today and be happy ukospelltemple@yahoo.com

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  56. I WANT MY EX HUSBAND IS BACK

    Thanks God I found you Dr Love by helping getting my Ex-husband back because I dont believe i can remarried Him again after divorced him in 2011 but ever since the divorced am still deeply in love with my ex husband Christopher ,I really do love him very much with my heart . We have got together in 2008 and I divorced him in 2011 ever since then I have been trying to get him back while reading Prayer Books, The top relationship guide books Until Sunday that i surface on Google to seek Advice On how i can get my ex Husband back after divorced him 2yrs ago and i cant stop thinking of him and loved him then Google Recommend me to Contact Dr Love spell caster Email address drlovespellcastersolution@gmail.com Tel +2348038096203 , i did contact Dr Love on the same day which him Assure me that i would have my Ex husband back within 24hrs , i dont believe at first that Love spell work but it Come to Reality to me on the Next day when i saw my EX husband knocking my Door in the Morning and say he want to talk something serious with me Immediately he Kneel Down and give me ring that he want to marry me again

    Thanks Dr love for helping me get my Lover back and put smile on my face forever .

    Maria from Australia.

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  57. Be careful here nobody can help you here or even suggest how you can get your ex or love back,any testimonies of most spell caster here must be ignore.because most of them are scam i mean real scam which i was a victim and i got ripped of thousands of dollars because i was so anxious to get my wife back after she left me for over 2 years with my 7 years old son jerry,i have applied to 7 different spell caster here and all to no avail they all ask for same thing send your name your ex name address and picture phone number etc which i did over and over again and most of them were from west Africa until i saw a post about mama Anita spell and i decided to gave her my last trail.she ask me four things my real name,my ex and my ex mother name and $180 and said my ex will come back in 24hours, i have paid over $3000 on spell casting and courier and nothing have work for me after 3 days i was thinking about how much i have lost so far so i said let me give her a try so i called her again and send my real name,my ex and my ex mother name and the $180 because i swear it was my last try so i was waiting as she told me to wait till next day and i could not sleep that night because i really love my wife and want her back at 9pm that day i saw my wife on line on face book and she said hi at first i was shock because she never talk with me for the past a year and 9 month now i did not reply again she said are you there? i quickly reply yes and she said can we see tomorrow i said yes and she went off-line i was confused i try to chat her again but she was no more on line i could not sleep that night as i was wondering what she is going to say, by 7.am the next morning she gave me a miss call i decided not to call back as i was still on shock again she call and i pick she said can we see after work today i said yes so she end the call immediately i got off work she call me and we meet and now we are back again i call mama anita the next day thanking her for what she has done in fact i still call her and thank her as my life was not complete without my wife please be careful here i have been scam thousands of dollars if you want a true love spell then contact mama Anita (mama.anitatruelovespell@gmail.com)

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  58. My Name is QUEEN.I will love to share my testimony to all the people in the forum cos i never thought i will have my girlfriend back and she means so much to me..The girl i want to get marry to left me 4 weeks to our wedding for another man..,When i called her she never picked my calls,She deleted me on her facebook and she changed her facebook status from married to Single...when i went to her to her place of work she told her boss she never want to see me..I lost my job as a result of this cos i cant get myself anymore,my life was upside down and everything did not go smooth with my life...I tried all i could do to have her back to all did not work out until i met a Man when i Travel to Africa to execute some business have been developing some years back..I told him my problem and all have passed through in getting her back and how i lost my job...he told me he gonna help me...i don't believe that in the first place.but he swore he will help me out and he told me the reason why my girlfriend left me and also told me some hidden secrets.i was amazed when i heard that from him..he said he will cast a spell for me and i will see the results in the next couple of days..then i travel back to US the following day and i called him when i got home and he said he's busy casting those spells and he has bought all the materials needed for the spells,he said am gonna see positive results in the next 2 days that is Thursday...My girlfriend called me at exactly 12:35pm on Thursday and apologies for all she had done ..she said,she never knew what she's doing and her sudden behavior was not intentional and she promised not to do that again.it was like am dreaming when i heard that from her and when we ended the call,i called the man and told him my wife called and he said i haven't seen anything yet... he said i will also get my job back in 3 days time..and when its Sunday,they called me at my place of work that i should resume working on Monday and they gonna compensate me for the time limit have spent at home without working..My life is back into shape,i have my girlfriend back and we are happily married now with kids and i have my job back too.This man is really powerful..if we have up to 20 people like him in the world,the world would have been a better place..he has also helped many of my friends to solve many problems and they are all happy now..Am posting this to the forum for anybody that is interested in meeting the man for help.you can mail him to johnyiyi@rocketmail.com I cant give out his number cos he told me he don't want to be disturbed by many people across the world..he said his email is okay and he' will replied to any emails asap..hope he helped u out too..good luck:johnyiyi@rocketmail.com.ONCE AGAIN HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS: johnyiyi@rocketmail.com

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  59. My Name is ADAEZE..I never believed in Love Spells or Magics until I met this special spell caster when i went to Africa to Execute some business..He is really powerful..My wife divorce me with no reason for almost 4 years and i tried all i could to have her back cos i really love her so much but all my effort did not work out.. we met at our early age at the college and we both have feelings for each other and we got married happily for 5 years with no kid and she woke up one morning and she told me she’s going on a divorce..i thought it was a joke and when she came back from work she tender to me a divorce letter and she packed all her loads from my house..i ran mad and i tried all i could to have her back but all did not work out..i was lonely for almost 4 years…So when i told the spell caster what happened he said he will help me and he asked for her full name and her picture..i gave him that..At first i was skeptical but i gave it a try cos h ave tried so many spell casters and there is no solution…so when he finished with the readings,he got back to me that she’s with a man and that man is the reason why she left me…The spell caster said he will help me with a spell that will surely bring her back.but i never believe all this…he told me i will see a positive result within 3 days..3 days later,she called me herself and came to me apologizing and she told me she will come back to me..I cant believe this,it was like a dream cos i never believe this will work out after trying many spell casters and there is no solution..The spell caster is so powerful and after that he helped me with a pregnancy spell and my wife got pregnant a month later..we are now happy been together again and with lovely kid..This spell caster has really changed my life and i will forever thankful to him..he has helped many friends too with similar problem too and they are happy and thankful to him..This man is indeed the most powerful spell caster have ever experienced in life..Am Posting this to the Forum in case there is anyone who has similar problem and still looking for a way out..you can reach him here: johnyiyi@rocketmail.com...... CONTACT THIS POWERFUL SPELL CASTER TODAY VIA EMAIL:johnyiyi@rocketmail.com..

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  60. Thank you very much Priest Ajigar for i never thought any thing could make my husband come back to me as his wife again after he broke up with me and left to settle down with another woman who never Knew how we both suffered and share feelings together in USA but thank God today i was lucky to see this great spell caster on a site after seeing a lots of testimony and good work he have done in the lives of people helping them to get their ex,husbands and wife renewing their relationship i was convinced and i contacted him and just in 3 days after the spell was casted my beloved husband came looking for me and right now we are together again and he is taking care of me and the little kids as his responsibilities and family.I advice today if you are looking for a real and powerful spell caster just know that Priest Ajigar is a very powerful and a genuine spell caster and he don't do dark or black magic here is his email(priestajigarspells@live.com)

    Beatrix Harvey

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  61. Oh my God, I'm so glad to tell everyone the real thing that happen to me...My name is EMILIANO BABARAH. If i refuse to share this testimony it means i am selfish to my self and to people i love so much whom might have similar problems, March 16th about something 7:23pm after taken our dinner my husband got crazy started calling a lady name Melisa I love you, i was so mad and started crying like a baby...then my husband left home for the idiot called Melisa, and never return back home then i believed when he uthen nderstand his self he will surly come back to apology, but instead he left me So i complained to my friend she told me she was having such problems in her marriage until she was introduce to DR ORIOMON who specializes in bringing back broken homes and broken marriages DR ORIOMON cast a spell for me in May 4th surprisingly my husband came home May 6th apologizing that i should forgive him that it will never happen again, i was so glad and gave the thanks to DR ORIOMON who save my marriage, if you are having similar problem you can contact him and His email address is (oriomonspiritualtemple@yahoo.com) you can still save your marriage if u really love your husband.


    Thanks EMILIANO BABARAH_USA


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  62. I am posting on this site on how a great Dr.help me bring back my ex husbandr after 9 months of divorce with two kids. I love him so much,so a friend of mine clara introduced this Dr to me who also help her. he did a spell to bring him back within 24 hours, now we are together no more fight and argument. my lover now loves me more than any thing in the wolrd Thank for helping me bring back my husband to me. If you need any help like
    1 LOVE SPELL
    2 WIN EX BACK
    3 FRUIT OF THE WOMB
    4 PROMOTION SPELL
    5 PROTECTION SPELL
    6 BUSINESS SPELL
    7 GOOD JOB SPELL
    8 LOTTERY SPELL
    9 COURT CASE SPELL
    contact him via email: (oralshrine@gmail.com)

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  63. Getting my Ex back was something that i couldn't imagine will be so easy am John Wales. I've known Sophia for years, When we finally got together,things were so weird so we broke up in February 2011. Around June 2012, she and I got back together and we were together until march of 2013 of which she told me she was not interested in the relationship again, for a reason she didn't say. During that period my mind was completely at a state of unrest. I wasn't eating, neither was i sleeping, talking to anyone was even more difficult, I cried, I was so depressed and stressed out that I was scared and was even planning to end it all but a friend of mine named Lucas Scott who passed through same situation advised me to contact Dr.Oguma through his email at Dr.ogumalovehome@gmail. com, that Dr.oguma has once been of great help to him. Because I Love and care deeply about Sophia and I just want us to be together again, i contacted him reluctantly. I never used to believe in spell casting but i gave it a try and it was a positive result. Today we are happily married and blessed with two wonderful kids. To you all out there faced with the same problem or similar to this, you can contact Dr.Oguma via his email address Dr.ogumalovehome@gmail. com once again thank you Dr. Oguma for bringing back my love, for telling the world of how you have helped me is something i can stop thanking you with.

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  64. Hello,
    My Name is Wendy Spencer.Am from NEW YORK CITY, I love to share my testimony to all the people in the forum cos i never thought i will have my girlfriend back and she means so much to me..The girl i want to get marry to left me 4 weeks to our weeding for another man..,When i called her she never picked my calls,She deleted me on her Facebook and she changed her Facebook status from married to Single...when i went to her place of work she told her boss she never want to see me..i lost my job as a result of this cos i cant get myself anymore,my life was upside down and everything did not go smooth with my life...I tried all i could do to have her back to all did not work out until i met a Man when i Travel to Africa to execute some business have been developing some years back..I told him my problem and all have passed through in getting her back and how i lost my job...he told me he gonna help me...i don't believe that in the first place.but he swore he will help me out and he told me the reason why my girlfriend left me and also told me some hidden secrets.i was amazed when i heard that from him..he said he will cast a spell for me and i will see the results in the next couple of days..then i travel back to US the following day and i called him when i got home and he said he's busy casting those spells and he has bought all the materials needed for the spells,he said am gonna see positive results in the next 2 days that is Thursday...My girlfriend called me at exactly 12:35pm on Thursday and apologies for all she had done ..she said,she never knew what she's doing and her sudden behavior was not intentional and she promised not to do that again.it was like am dreaming when i heard that from her and when we ended the call,i called the man and told him my wife called and he said i haven't seen anything yet... he said i will also get my job back in 2 days time..and when its Sunday,they called me at my place of work that i should resume working on Monday and they gonna compensate me for the time limit have spent at home without working..My life is back into shape,i have my girlfriend back and we are happily married now with kids and i have my job back too,This man is really powerful..if we have up to 20 people like him in the world,the world would have been a better place..he has also helped many of my friends to solve many problems and they are all happy now..Am posting this to the forum for anybody that is interested in meeting the man for help.you can mail him on this e-mail;driayaryi2012@hotmail.com i cant give out his number cos he told me he don't want to be disturbed by many people across the world..he said his email is okay and he' will replied to any emails asap..hope he helped u out too..good luck his email; driayaryi2012@hotmail.com

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  65. Hello friends am chelsey by name am from california,am here to share a testimony about my relationship,my finance,my job and my health,on the 15th of feb.2014,i came across a spell caster by name LORD ZAKAMALA,i've heard alot about him on the internet so i decided to consult this GREAT spell caster Lord zakamala,and to my greatest surprise every thing he told me came to past in minutes after my spell wa been casted,fake spell casters are all over tthe net but LORD ZAKAMALA,has really proven to be the realiest of them all,LORD ZAKAMALA does not charge for his spells,once again i say a big thank you to Lord zakamala.......you can still write him on his personal email lordzakamala1202@gmail.com,i bet you'll surely have a testimony

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  66. My name is Mr GOLD JOHN ,I live in Mexico,and I’m happily married with a lovely wife and three children. I had a very big problem with my wife few months ago,to the extent that she even packed her things away from me and my kids for almost 5 months,and i tried all my possible best and effort to bring her back,but all to no avail.I discussed it with a very good friend of mine,and he gave me an advice concerning a spell caster,and i quote.“There’s someone who can handle your situation,he’s always ready and able to do anything related to spell casting,i will like you to contact him with his email,which is as follows.”John Yi Yi Great Oracle Temple Solution”. I never believed in spell casting,but he convinced me and i had no choice than to follow his advice,because i never dreamt of loosing my lovely wife.And that’s how i contacted him with his email address,and i discussed with him and so surprisingly,he told me that I’ll get my wife back a day after.so i never believed,until when i got home,the next day,my wife called me to inform me that she was coming back…..So amazing!! That’s how i got my wife back through spell casting and our relationship was now stronger than how it was before.One of the price i was asked to pay was to tell it to people around me that problems like this,can always be solved by “Shakes Spear Great Oracle Temple Solution”. So! my advice for you out there is to visit this same website,and tell him your problems too,if you are in any condition related to love issue or getting your ex back,to have a happy family. THANKS.... HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS :johnyiyi@rocketmail.com.. CONTACT HIM TODAY VIA THIS EMAIL ADDRESS: johnyiyi@rocketmail.com AS HIS POWERS ARE SO STRONG AND VERY EFFECTIVE AND HAS NO BAD EFFECT INSTEAD IT HAVE A VERY GOOD RESULT AFTER CASTING THE SPELL.

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  67. I was married for five years with out any child,because of this my husband start acting very strange at home,coming home late and not spending time with me any more.So i became very sad and lost in life because my doctor told me there is no way for me to get pregnant this really make life so hard for me and my family.my sister in law told me about DR.LOVESPELL from the Internet,how he has helped people with this similar problem that i am going through so i contacted him and explain to him.he cast a spell and it was a miracle three days later my husband can back to apologize for all he has done and told me he is fully ready to support me in any thing i want,few month later i got pregnant and gave birth to twins (girls) we are happy with ourselves. Thanks to DR.LOVESPELL for saving my relationship and for also saving others too. continue your good work, If you are interested to contact him and testify this blessings like me, the great spell caster email address is:DR.LOVESPELL of the great benin kingdom(lovespellpower@hotmail.com)tel.+2348104004707.


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  68. Last year I had a relationship that I couldn't let go, but we were facing such tremendous odds I never thought I'd hear from this person again. I ordered several spells to be cast for me by Dr Obodo's, I also performed my own spell work with the lover return and obstacle removing spell kits from Dr Obodo. Before he was done performing the spell work, my lover started contacting me again, and that was amazing since it had been months since we had contacted each other. Over time we have healed much of our old wounds, and we now have a much more stable relationship than I ever pictured possible a year ago. The spells were effective. The blessings that have unfolded are far beyond what money can buy. Thank you so much for working on my behalf. It brings peace to my heart knowing that I have your services available to me.reach him directly @ templeofanswer@hotmail.co.uk or cell: +234-8155425481

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  69. I was married for 4years with out any child,because of this my husband
    start acting very strange at home,coming home late and not spending
    time with me any more.So i became very sad and lost in life because my
    doctor told me there is no way for me to get pregnant this really make
    life so hard for me and my family.my sister in law told me about
    (okutemple@hotmail.com) from the Internet,how he has helped people
    with this similar problem that i am going through so i contacted him
    and explain to him.he cast a spell and it was a miracle three days
    later my husband can back to apologize for all he has done and told me
    he is fully ready to support me in any thing i want,few month later i
    got pregnant and gave birth to twins (girls) we are happy with
    ourselves. Thanks to (Dr.BABA) for saving my relationship and for
    also saving others too. continue your good work, If you are interested
    to contact him and testify this blessings like me, the great spell
    caster email address is (okutemple@hotmail.com)

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  70. How I Got My Ex Husband Back...........

    My Names is Monique Curry ,AM from United states .i never believed in love spells or magic until i met this spell caster once when i went to Africa in June last year on a business summit i meet a man called Dr ogboni, is powerful he could help you cast a spells to bring back my love s gone misbehaving lover looking for some one to love you bring back lost money and magic money spell or spell for a good job i m now happy & a living testimony cos the man i had wanted to marry left me 4weeks before our wedding and my life was upside down cos our relationship has been on for 3 year i really loved him, but his mother was against me and he had no good paying job so when i met this spell caster, i told him what happened and explained the situation of things to him at first i was undecided,skeptical and doubtful, but i just gave it a try and in 6 days when i returned to taxes my boyfriend (is now my husband ) he called me by himself and came to me apologizing that everything had been settled with his mom and family and he got a new job interview so we should get married i didn't believe it cos the spell caster only asked for my name and my boyfriends name and all i wanted him to do well we are happily married now and we are expecting our little kid and my husband also got a new job and our lives became much better in case anyone needs the spell caster for some help his email address: ogbonispelltemple@gmail.com

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  71. How I Got My Ex Husband Back...........

    My Names is Monique Curry ,AM from United states .i never believed in love spells or magic until i met this spell caster once when i went to Africa in June last year on a business summit i meet a man called Dr ogboni, is powerful he could help you cast a spells to bring back my love s gone misbehaving lover looking for some one to love you bring back lost money and magic money spell or spell for a good job i m now happy & a living testimony cos the man i had wanted to marry left me 4weeks before our wedding and my life was upside down cos our relationship has been on for 3 year i really loved him, but his mother was against me and he had no good paying job so when i met this spell caster, i told him what happened and explained the situation of things to him at first i was undecided,skeptical and doubtful, but i just gave it a try and in 6 days when i returned to taxes my boyfriend (is now my husband ) he called me by himself and came to me apologizing that everything had been settled with his mom and family and he got a new job interview so we should get married i didn't believe it cos the spell caster only asked for my name and my boyfriends name and all i wanted him to do well we are happily married now and we are expecting our little kid and my husband also got a new job and our lives became much better in case anyone needs the spell caster for some help his email address: ogbonispelltemple@gmail.com

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  72. I want to thank Dr. Ekpiku for getting my lover back to me within 48 hours. When my lover left me i was so tired and frustrated till i search the internet for help and i saw so many good talk about Dr Ekpiku of Ekpikuspelltemple@live.com and i decided to give him a try and i contact him and explain my problems to him and he cast a love spell for me which i use to get my husband back.If you want to get your lover back contact Dr. Ekpiku via email: Ekpikuspelltemple@live.com Dr. Ekpiku the great man that is able to bring back lost love

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  73. BEWARE! THESE PEOPLE ARE BIG SCAMS BUT MALAIKA IS REAL
    Dr Malaika doesn’t ask for testimonies and he doesn’t charge. He is genuine and people get to meet him by luck. But right now am your luck if you could meet him. Every other testimonies you read here are scams...... Dr Malaika lives in Nigeria and I happened to meet him by chance after a friend told me about him. I followed these internet testimonies and was hugely scammed to the extent that I wanted to kill myself. Dr Malaika turned my situation around by bringing back my ex and made me regain double of what I lost over to these scams. He made my ex come crawling to have him back. All I spent was $250 and at last gained back all my lost money and even double of it. His email address is odogwumalaika@gmail.com but please don’t make him know that I published him on net. He is just wonderful and I wish whoever that finds him good luck. Don’t forget his email address is odogwumalaika@gmail.com

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  74. My life is back!!! After 8 years of marriage, my husband left me and left me with our three kids. I felt like my life was about to end, and was falling apart. I contacted you and after I explained you my problem. In just 24hours, my husband came back to us and show me and my kids much love and apologize for all the pain he have bring to the family. We solved our issues, and we are even happier than before you are the best spell caster priest obasi i really appreciate the love spell you castes for me to get the man back to my life i will keep sharing more testimonies to people about your good work Thank you once again at (obasispelltemple@gmail.com ).incase you are in any problem you can contact this man for help he is always there in his temple to help you solve your problem Contact Email is (obasispelltemple@gmail.com

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  75. a love spell caster helped me and he made me to be me again. i never believe that me and my ex will ever be together as one again ever since she broke up with me, i tried to be with someone else but it was not that ease for me, last Wednesday i was search looking for advice on how i can get my ex back then i came across a spell caster profile called Dr oodlia, i contacted him for help and i told him the only woman that makes me happy just up with me 2weeks ago, he assured me that my lover will come back to within some days once he cast the spell i thought it was going to take like 5days or weeks but after he finish casting to my greatest surprise my ex came back to after 2days, i'm so happy that's why i'm giving his contact address out oodliaspelltemple@gmail.com also +2348112060010 in case you need his help.

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  76. I am Dorcas Foxx i want to give thanks and i will always give thanks to Dr aluda who brought back my divorce husband that has left me for 2 yearS ,i have said about this last week but i promised to always tell people about this every weekend so that those that did not read about it last week will read about it this week,i have been looking for how to get pregnant and how to get my divorce husband back to my life because i love him with the whole of my heart,i could not replace him with any body,one day i was watching my television when i saw a lady giving thanks to Dr aluda and telling the world how he helped her i was so shocked i could not believe it because i never taught that there are powers that can bring back lost marriage,then that was how i decided to contact him too because i do really need my divorce husband back,when i contacted him i told him everything and he told me not to worry that my divorce husband,that he will surely be back to me, within 48hours at first i could not believe because i was thinking how could somebody that has gone for 2 years come back within 48 hours,so then i decided to watch and see,unbelievable within the next 48hours i got a call from unknown number so i pick the call the next thing i could hear was my husbands voice he was pleading and begging me on the phone that i should forgive him that i should forget all that have happened that he did not know what came over him,he promised not to leave for any reason,that he was really sorry for what he did,i was so surprised because i never believed that this could happen,so that was how i accepted his apology and the next morning he came back home to meet me and still pleading for me to forgive him i told him that everything is okay that i have forgiven him,that was how we started again ,i promised to say this testimony in radio station,commenting this testimony that now am pregnant,but still okay before this month runs out i promise to say this in radio station and i will sir, thank you very much.World please am begging you people to try and help me thank this man for me,or if you need his help here is his email address aludaspelltemple@gmail.com

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  77. My Name is AZIBA OLUBOISE. I never believed in Love Spells or Magics until I met this special spell caster when i contact this man called johnyiyi@rocketmail.com Execute some business..He is really powerful..My wife divorce me with no reason for almost 4 years and i tried all i could to have her back cos i really love her so much but all my effort did not work out.. we met at our early age at the college and we both have feelings for each other and we got married happily for 5 years with no kid and she woke up one morning and she told me she’s going on a divorce..i thought it was a joke and when she came back from work she tender to me a divorce letter and she packed all her loads from my house..i ran mad and i tried all i could to have her back but all did not work out..i was lonely for almost 4 years…So when i told the spell caster what happened he said he will help me and he asked for her full name and her picture..i gave him that..At first i was skeptical but i gave it a try cos have tried so many spell casters and there is no solution…so when he finished with the readings,he got back to me that she’s with a man and that man is the reason why she left me…The spell caster said he will help me with a spell that will surely bring her back.but i never believe all this…he told me i will see a positive result within 3 days..3 days later,she called me herself and came to me apologizingI NEVER BELIEVED IN LOVE SPELLS UNTIL I MET THIS WORLD'S TOP SPELL CASTER. HE IS REALLY POWERFUL AND COULD HELP CAST SPELLS TO BRING BACK ONE'S GONE,LOST,MISBEHAVING LOVER AND MAGIC MONEY SPELL OR SPELL FOR A GOOD JOB.I'M NOW HAPPY & A LIVING TESTIMONY COS THE WOMAN I HAD WANTED TO MARRY LEFT ME 2 WEEKS BEFORE OUR WEDDING AND MY LIFE WAS UPSIDE DOWN COS OUR RELATIONSHIP HAS BEEN ON FOR 2YEARS... I REALLY LOVED HIM, BUT HIS MOTHER WAS AGAINST US AND HE HAD NO GOOD PAYING JOB. SO WHEN I MET THIS SPELL CASTER, I TOLD HIM WHAT HAPPENED AND EXPLAINED THE SITUATION OF THINGS TO HIM..AT FIRST I WAS UNDECIDED,SKEPTICAL AND DOUBTFUL, BUT I JUST GAVE IT A TRY. AND IN 7 DAYS WHEN I RETURNED TO USA, MY GIRLFRIEND(NOW WIFE) CALLED ME BY HERSELF AND CAME TO ME APOLOGIZING THAT EVERYTHING HAD BEEN SETTLED WITH HIS MOM AND FAMILY AND SHE GOT A NEW JOB INTERVIEW SO WE SHOULD GET MARRIED..I DIDN'T BELIEVE IT COS THE SPELL CASTER ONLY ASKED FOR MY NAME AND MY GIRLFRIENDS NAME AND ALL I WANTED HIM TO DO... WELL WE ARE HAPPILY MARRIED NOW AND WE ARE EXPECTING OUR LITTLE KID,AND MY WIFE ALSO GOT THE NEW JOB AND OUR LIVES BECAME MUCH BETTER. IN CASE ANYONE NEEDS THE SPELL CASTER FOR SOME HELP, HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS;shakesspear23@yahoo.com OR shakesspear23@gmail.com ......HOPE HE HELPS YOU OUT OUR OPPORTUNITY ... CONTACT THIS GREAT SPELL CASTER VIA EMAIL:shakesspear23@yahoo.com OR shakesspear23@gmail.com...

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  78. My Name is Dan Anelos ..I never believed in Love Spells or Magics until I met this special spell caster when i contact this man called shakesspear23@yahoo.com OR shakesspear23@gmail.com Execute some business..He is really powerful..My wife divorce me with no reason for almost 4 years and i tried all i could to have her back cos i really love her so much but all my effort did not work out.. we met at our early age at the college and we both have feelings for each other and we got married happily for 5 years with no kid and she woke up one morning and she told me she’s going on a divorce..i thought it was a joke and when she came back from work she tender to me a divorce letter and she packed all her loads from my house..i ran mad and i tried all i could to have her back but all did not work out..i was lonely for almost 4 years…So when i told the spell caster what happened he said he will help me and he asked for her full name and her picture..i gave him that..At first i was skeptical but i gave it a try cos have tried so many spell casters and there is no solution…so when he finished with the readings,he got back to me that she’s with a man and that man is the reason why she left me…The spell caster said he will help me with a spell that will surely bring her back.but i never believe all this…he told me i will see a positive result within 3 days..3 days later,she called me herself and came to me apologizing and she told me she will come back to me..I cant believe this,it was like a dream cos i never believe this will work out after trying many spell casters and there is no solution..The spell caster is so powerful and after that he helped me with a pregnancy spell and my wife got pregnant a month later..we are now happy been together again and with lovely kid..This spell caster has really changed my life and i will forever thankful to him..he has helped many friends too with similar problem too and they are happy and thankful to him..This man is indeed the most powerful spell caster have ever experienced in life..Am Posting this to the Forum in case there is anyone who has similar problem and still looking for a way out..you can reach him here: shakesspear23@yahoo.com OR shakesspear23@gmail.com... CONTACT THIS GREAT AND POWERFUL SPELL CASTER CALLED SHAKES SPEAR ... HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS :shakesspear23@yahoo.com OR shakesspear23@gmail.com... CONTACT HIM NOW AND BE FAST ABOUT IT SO HE CAN ALSO ATTEND TO YOU BECAUSE THE EARLIER YOU CONTACT HIM NOW THE BETTER FOR YOU TO GET QUICK SOLUTION TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS...

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  79. My name is Mr GOLD JOHN ,I live in Mexico,and I’m happily married with a lovely wife and three children. I had a very big problem with my wife few months ago,to the extent that she even packed her things away from me and my kids for almost 5 months,and i tried all my possible best and effort to bring her back,but all to no avail.I discussed it with a very good friend of mine,and he gave me an advice concerning a spell caster,and i quote.“There’s someone who can handle your situation,he’s always ready and able to do anything related to spell casting,i will like you to contact him with his email,which is as follows.”John Yi Yi Great Oracle Temple Solution”. I never believed in spell casting,but he convinced me and i had no choice than to follow his advice,because i never dreamt of loosing my lovely wife.And that’s how i contacted him with his email address,and i discussed with him and so surprisingly,he told me that I’ll get my wife back a day after.so i never believed,until when i got home,the next day,my wife called me to inform me that she was coming back…..So amazing!! That’s how i got my wife back through spell casting and our relationship was now stronger than how it was before.One of the price i was asked to pay was to tell it to people around me that problems like this,can always be solved by “Shakes Spear Great Oracle Temple Solution”. So! my advice for you out there is to visit this same website,and tell him your problems too,if you are in any condition related to love issue or getting your ex back,to have a happy family. THANKS.... HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS :shakesspear23@yahoo.com OR shakesspear23@gmail.com.. CONTACT HIM TODAY VIA THIS EMAIL ADDRESS: shakesspear23@yahoo.com OR shakesspear23@gmail.com AS HIS POWERS ARE SO STRONG AND VERY EFFECTIVE AND HAS NO BAD EFFECT INSTEAD IT HAVE A VERY GOOD RESULT AFTER CASTING THE SPELL.

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  80. I am Mrs Joyce Patrick from Canada, I have great joy in me as i am writing this testimony about the great man called Dr.Ekpiku When my lover left me i never taught that i will be able to get him back after all he has put me through, But i am so happy that after the interference of Dr.Ekpiku i was able to get my lover back after 24hours and i can proudly to say, that who ever need help in getting there lover back should contact Dr.Ekpiku on these contact details below Ekpikuspelltemple@live.com for proper understanding of what i have just witness. And i promise that he will help you as he help me.

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